I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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