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  • Submitted by LordJebus on Mar 5, 11 at 3:59pm

    Thats weird because when I hear about your mom I get rock hard.

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    Submitted by RuralNinja on Mar 5, 11 at 12:19pm

    You got cock blocked by your mom.

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    Submitted by mynamedoesntfit on Mar 5, 11 at 12:13pm

    Your penis retracts? Mine, and all other normal penises, just go flacid...I think your doing it wrong

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      Submitted by 68plus1 on Mar 5, 11 at 10:01pm

      So you're saying that your penis doesn't get bigger when you're turned on, either? Thats unfortunate for you and your "normal penis."

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      Submitted by 68plus1 on Mar 5, 11 at 10:06pm

      So you're saying your penis doesn't get bigger when you get turned on? That's unfortunate for you and your "normal penis."

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    Submitted by wnicolson144 on Mar 5, 11 at 1:09pm

    She was obviously thinking of something else

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    Submitted by skeezer on Mar 5, 11 at 2:45pm

    What will your step sister say next?

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    Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 5, 11 at 1:01pm

    This is obviously fake, nobody has sex with their secretaries!

  • 25 49
    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Mar 5, 11 at 12:10pm

    You shouldve back-handed that hoodrat

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    Submitted by bandandamandan on Mar 5, 11 at 12:57pm

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