i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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