At least make sure they are 18
Why
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
so let's talk penis.
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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