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  • 80 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:05pm

    Soooo Chico. Go Wildcats!

  • 56 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:04pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. i literally just fell off my chair.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 1:23pm

    now its a cheeseburger w/ mayo

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 10:19pm

    once you make a statement like that..... you better follow through....i say, good job

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 7:44pm

    I actually LOL'd while reading this.

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:33pm

    how fucked up do you need to be to fuck a cheeseburger?

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:05pm

    i would continue laughing and then start applauding.

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:01pm

    That had better have been a Davis In-n-Out!

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:50pm

    wouldn't that be necrophilia AND bestiality?

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:19pm

    Whole new meaning for pounding the meat.

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:24pm

    Do you eat everything you fuck or fuck everything you eat?

  • 60 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:02pm

    the fact that is is a 530 area code... can we say Chico State?

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:22am

    probably dumbasses in el dorado county

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:17pm

    did you give it anal? eat it out? against the wall?

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:06pm

    dude hopefully the cheese didnt burn ur dick...

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:00pm

    hahahaha FUCKIN HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 57 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:43am

    i've been chuckling all night and this one really made me laugh out loud. Fucking priceless!

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:18pm

    hahah i agree with 10:16

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 1:15am

    Omfg this person is my hero! Gawd I wish I were there!

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:53pm

    I heard something like this happened in red bluff actually...

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 8:02pm

    i can has sex with cheezburger?

  • 41 39
    Submitted by CODplayingchick on May 26, 11 at 3:39pm

    How?

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:21am

    did you eat it after?

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:52am

    did you at least take the burger out to a nice steak dinner first?

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:06am

    davis? fuck no, that has chico written all over it. god, i love/hate this town...

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:48am

    no wonder they call it the "dirty five thirty"

  • 45 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:35am

    this would happen in the dirty 530 haha

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:27pm

    y'all are assuming it's a DUDE... a lady can fuck a cheeseburger too.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:43am

    Hopefully the cheese did burn his dick! Why would someone be concerned for him?

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:55pm

    I'm a dollar menu guy

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:37am

    i would say fake if i didn't know chico so well. i've seen a lot dumber things here in the last few weeks

  • 46 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:10am

    I'm so not sure if this is a good night or bad night....

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:10am

    hope he wasn't lactose intolerant. lolz

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 1:54am

    what a waste of a burger!! some of us might have wanted to eat that, now I can barely look cheeseburger in the eye

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 5:42pm

    I guess after the whole room laughing at you, that's kind of a challenge. You had no choice.

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 2:59pm

    better have been from in-n-out. keep it classy

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:36am

    where was the burger from? it matters.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:34am

    Please god tell me you were describing a dream

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:21am

    No way this is fake. If you think it is, you're clearly too clean/righteous to have ever been to Chico.

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:24pm

    As a Chico-ian I can picture that going down here soooo easily, however with school out of session...

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:14am

    Better hope no one had a camera!

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:06pm

    this actually happened at nancys in willows..i may or may not have been there...

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:01am

    wow cant u guys tell this is so fake

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 12:33am

    first one that made me actually laugh out loud

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:23pm

    this one is bullshit. You're trying too hard to be funny.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:02pm

    Awesome. I hope you had good form, you could get some chicks from that

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 9:30pm

    I hope you bought breakfast

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:23am

    This takes jokes about Ronald McDonald to a whole new level.

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:45pm

    4:19 <--- BWAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 7:41pm

    did u call it the next day?

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:19am

    hell let me fuck it with u

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:23am

    You silly little dead cow fucker.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:26am

    Does that count as bestiality?

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:52am

    HELLS YEAH NORCAL! i dont think its oroville though... people wouldnt have stopped laughing in otown. sounds more like chico

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 10:47pm

    Bahahahaha 8:02 fuunny :]

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 8:44pm

    don't ask whats in the "special sauce"

  • 37 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:35pm

    thats disgusting... call me conventional but id rather go for a pussy! :P

  • 28 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:13pm

    This shit is from red bluff