your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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