Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Quick, to the slutcave!
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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