oh god the rape fog is back!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
How external is "for external use only"?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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