she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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