you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
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Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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