singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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