okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
We don't watch enough power rangers
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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