I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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