It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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