We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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