WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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