Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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