i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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