doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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