Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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