I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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