Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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