Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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