Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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