im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm like, not good at living.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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