Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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