dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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