she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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