Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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