She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
i out mim tonsoeep
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