If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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