How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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