Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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