3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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