So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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