No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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