I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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