Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
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A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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