yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
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