found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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