sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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