Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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