If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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