Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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