she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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