it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
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