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  • 85 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:16pm
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    The part where she thinks that cooking for everyone makes her a trophy wife. Trophy wives don't cook.

  • 65 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:35pm
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    Real trophy wives are married to men who have 'people' for things like cooking xo

  • 56 43
    Submitted by BellaBaker on Mar 1, 10 at 5:12pm
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    Haha trophy wide scor\nStfu 203 you're an ugly bitxh who is fuckkng jealous she doesn't have a guys arm to hang in

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:24pm
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    Stop freaking out people. You don't know anything about her. It's just supposed to be funny!

  • 56 47
    Submitted by cazzo on Mar 1, 10 at 8:08pm
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    Is making omelets code for letting your husband and his friends fuck you on the kitchen table??

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:28pm
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    I'll bet 2:03 is ugly

    • 46 43
      Submitted by getgetdown on Mar 2, 10 at 3:55am
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      your personality makes you ugly.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by xxi on Mar 1, 10 at 2:08pm
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    What part of this message indicates She's brainless? People come to this apps just to see themselves type. I swear....

  • 54 52
    Submitted by cam_ly on Mar 1, 10 at 2:46pm
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    Wanna get married?

  • 57 58
    Submitted by TheUnwantedTroll on Mar 1, 10 at 2:18pm
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    Hi, I'm the unwanted troll. 

  • 50 45
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:15pm
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    2:21... You can go straight to hell

  • 52 49
    Submitted by visage on Mar 1, 10 at 9:01pm
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    ..... And my gf burns canned green beans.

  • 48 44
    Submitted by blondeemomentsx3 on Mar 1, 10 at 8:40pm
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    Hahaha sounds like my dad

  • 47 46
    Submitted by IX0V on Mar 1, 10 at 2:16pm
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    will you marry me?

  • 51 61
    Submitted by retarded_palin on Mar 1, 10 at 2:07pm
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    If she has giant fake tits then she'll be a 'trophy wife'. Cooking is a routine task for every woman. You betcha.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by canonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 8:20am
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    omelets? I WANT A SAMMICH

  • 54 68
    Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 1, 10 at 2:07pm
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    An omlet.... Real fancy... Your future husband must be soo proud.... Queen of the trailer park

    • 51 46
      Submitted by Herschel on Mar 1, 10 at 5:12pm
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      Who cares if it's fancy? It's delicious.

    • 41 40
      Submitted by getgetdown on Mar 2, 10 at 3:57am
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      it's an omelette.. now your judging food too? ffs get a life.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 1, 10 at 2:22pm
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    you're considered a Bronze Medal....

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 4, 10 at 12:02am
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    Nice

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 3:47pm
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    Love this text, there has yet to be a time I have not not baked cookies when um drunk and clean up

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:16pm
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    Real trophy wives don't get drunk so I'd say you're just dreaming. Real TWs are seen and not heard. Drunks are usually pretty loud and obnoxious.

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Ms423 on Mar 3, 10 at 12:50am
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    You're prob a gold digger too :)

  • 42 51
    Submitted by moarsauce on Mar 2, 10 at 3:04pm
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    It's so beautiful. ಥ_ಥ

  • 41 49
    Submitted by thats_life on Mar 1, 10 at 8:38pm
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    got the trophy wife now all you need is little fuck trophys running around and you got the perfect white picket fence

  • 61 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:21pm
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    All women should cook ..... It's called doing your fucking job bitch

    • 50 32
      Submitted by clover on Mar 1, 10 at 6:17pm
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      Since apparently we’re back in the ‘50s, shouldn’t you be earning some money, sitting in some cubicle at 2:21 pm instead of writing dumb comments?

  • 38 50
    Submitted by jclove on Mar 2, 10 at 11:14am
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    Fuckers.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 2:03pm
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    So being a brainless bimbo that hangs off some guys arm for the rest of your life is something to be proud of? Why don't you get an education and a real life!

  • 38 51
    Submitted by subjesul111 on Mar 1, 10 at 7:10pm
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    I hope the was no puke inside and everyone thought it was cheese

  • 40 56
    Submitted by bontar on Mar 3, 10 at 4:39am
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    I aspire to be like you madam.

  • 38 57
    Submitted by awsome on Mar 1, 10 at 10:44pm
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    The game.............

  • 38 58
    Submitted by solertia7 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:13pm
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    Hey commenters, stop pretending to suddenly be decent human beings. YOU'RE ON FUCKING TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT RIGHT NOW.