I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
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