Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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