Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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